Look Out! Zombie Garden Gnomes on the Loose.
You saunter outside in your
People of Walmart sweats pajamas, eyes still bleary from sleep, hair sticking up, trying to wash the morning breath away with coffee and whiskey. The sun is shining. The birds are singing. There’s a rustling in the bushes.
A rustling in the bushes?!
You turn to see what it is and come face to face with…
Your garden gnome…but something’s terribly wrong with him.
And he’s not alone!
Wh-what have they done to Pinky, the cheerful flamingo (the one your neighbor tried to take out with her Prius but missed)?
Run. Into. The. House. Now.
And don’t forget to lock the door.
Oh crap. You forgot to lock the door.
What do you think? Are zombie gnomes fun or just plain gross? Would you have them in your garden?
Photo Credit (In Order of Appearance):
Zombie Gnomes: Series of Survivors at Chris and Jane’s Place on Etsy (fair use)
Patient Zero.5 at Chris and Jane’s Place on Etsy (fair use)
Bye Bye Birdie at Chris and Jane’s Place on Etsy (fair use)
Mini Gnombie Gned at The Dark Garden on thegnombies.com (fair use)
More Zombie Garden Gnome Fun
- Zombie Gnomes: Designers Cashing in on Zombie Apocalypse (huffingtonpost.com)
- Zombie Gnomes: Apocalypse in Your Garden (news.cnet.com)
- Zombie Garden Gnomes on Facebook
- The Zombie Gnomes
- Get some Gnombies at The Dark Garden
- Find Zombie Gnomes at Chris and Jane’s Place on Etsy
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