Look Out! Zombie Garden Gnomes on the Loose.
You saunter outside in your People of Walmart sweats pajamas, eyes still bleary from sleep, hair sticking up, trying to wash the morning breath away with coffee and whiskey. The sun is shining. The birds are singing. There’s a rustling in the bushes.
A rustling in the bushes?!
You turn to see what it is and come face to face with… Read more
